Someone told me that their looking for their own personal "Peter
Beard".
I'd honestly, without a trace of fascist pride that I am so famous
for...I'd
honestly love to challenge myself to a duel. Well, this person
replied,
you could be my own personal peter beard if you did that, and laid
down in
the mouth of an alligator under suspicion of being something
different.

Yes, oh, my only job is to impress you, I told her.