Viva Extremement Eleve!

DATELINE - Luxembourg: A top ranking member of the local Parliament has recently requisitioned a fax machine and since then has been systematically faxing his collection of 'labial livestock' to Dutch businesses. While it is not currently known which member is doing it (election to the parliament comes with a free subscription to several barnyard vagina themed publications, including the perennial 'Hey, you! Come listen to my cows snatch!' collection distributed in audio tape and large print braille), it is likely that it is part of the entrenched Haasgaard party, who has recently made an effort to embrace Fax technology.

Response from Dutch businesses has been overwhelming. 'This is the first time in 47 years that anyone from Luxembourg has tried to contact us -- and finally, this!' said Oxjob Huxtable, waving one of several hundred images he had received. 'During the great Elm Disease outbreak of '68, when all of our trees died, and we were then forced to only make half doors, and our dates had to pay for themselves, Luxemborgnines denied us very vital aid, and has not publicly appeared at any function with the Dutch, preferring instead to issue press statements disparaging our windmills or calling our children beggar-meat'. He adds 'I think this could be the first step in the right direction'.

Luxembourg could not be reached for comment.