Thursday, December 22, 2005

I just pissed in your orange juice!


Look folks, its not like I havn't tried. I just spent another late night watching my most pedestrian vomit porn, and wondered: hwy do I have to pay for this shit?

I mean really, we are all adults here, and I shouldnt be ashamed of discussing these things that we all do, but while I watched that nubuke, I seriously wondered: are we the only wons who watch the store?

Of course I wondered this while my libertarian effigy was 'chokcokkin' and spewing bile across my genitals. This, I though must shurely be what I am 'into'. I washed a little more and was less disgusted by our mercombant 'apathy rave' you and your little mamas are shaking; I understamp.

But seriously, fold. I have acid in my stomach and no amount of your fire alarms can me something. I try to make do by buying cases of sudafed and boiling them in to 'christmas chicken sandwhick'.

Its what we do in amweicca, not how we do it.

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