I am not going back to work!

happy feathers day everyone.
i woke up this morning and saw that my head is an asian worm hole. basically, i was reading all this physics research and thought 'this is totally rad' --- i can asian time travel in my head. not just 'pop pop pop' around in my own experiences, but i can actually touch the future asian men or jog with the vietnamese dinosaurs. i'm sick now. i actually have the asian bird flutes that i picked up in laos and cambodia, but still i think this asian time travel stuff will totally work if you can refract everybody for a minute. i mean, really, who says we're not all empty particles hurtling through space like ordinary household devices, such as televisions and smoke alarms? have you ever thought about how our planet keeps warm? i woke up sweating again!