Friday, September 30, 2005

Right into the Horrible Void.


Thanks for the advice, and the monolog over Montreal. Well, I think you should know, as a public speaker, you should always be given snacks before speaking. You should really make this clear to your audience as soon as you get on stage: No snacks, no speech. Your Fallopi Dommando (also called ovum) havent been so outrageous so far, especially in light of the Chancre twins and their genital areas, mouths, or lips. As Otamar keeps repeating: The sore will disappear, but the person will still be infected. Its true. Did Sissyfly mock your lips up with proper medication?

As for me, Ive been busy with new research into humanko rights abuses right here in Japan. For example, our friend Eiji has been carrying his tiny Mariko doll around with him everywhere, stuffing her head into pot soups and swinging her feet off at the beach, and the Mukuchi (above photo) stand around and dont do a thing. He cant seem to shave the habit--- What else? Well, Trong is now a new headhuntress with a beefcake pick-up line: Hi. DOUCHING is unnecessary because the vagina is a self-cleaning organ with its own secretions. A CARRIER can transmit the germ or virus to someone else through unprotected sex. Also infected semen or pre-seminal fluid could get in or around an anus. I saw him using one of your old tricks at the Milkbar on Friday. He was examining her cervix for puncture holes.

Even the Mothrafucking DJ was surprised.

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